Calm Your Tinsel Tits Sweatshirt | Funny Holiday Slogan Christmas Sweater
Soft, warm, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck carries a wink and a cozy hug. The message is simple and mischievous, embroidered or printed on a sturdy midweight sweatshirt that lives in everyday routines: coffee runs, chilly porch nights, late-night movie marathons, and holiday prep that needs a laugh. The knit tubular body and ribbed collar hold their shape through repeat wear. Textured double-needle seams mean this sweatshirt weathers washes and adventures without losing its clean silhouette. Tags and prints use modern, low-impact methods and certified dyes, so it’s comfortable against the skin and made with attention to safer materials. Whether layered under a jacket or worn solo, this sweatshirt settles into the wearer’s personality — practical, warm, and unapologetically bold.
Product features
- Tubular knit body reduces seams and fabric waste for a smooth fit
- 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durable midweight warmth
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- Embroidery or DTG/DTF printed options on chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing for safer materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
