Calm Your Tinsel Tits Tee | Christmas wreath bra graphic tee
A witty, festive tee that brings lighthearted holiday sass to family gatherings and neighborhood parties. Soft white cotton carries a cheeky, vintage-style red script reading “Calm Your Tinsel Tits,” framed by two playful wreaths tied with bright red bows and accented blue ribbons. It sits relaxed across the shoulders and falls straight in a classic crew silhouette, so it layers easily under a cardigan or wears alone with jeans. The tone is tongue-in-cheek — for people who love holiday chaos, ugly-sweater energy, and a little playful irreverence around the tree. The durable, smooth fabric holds printed detail sharply, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. This shirt feels familiar and fun: a holiday-ready conversation starter that’s built to last through seasons of laughter and loud carols.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — smooth, strong fabric great for clear printing
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) with a classic, relaxed crew fit
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp artwork; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
